Liam's write-only LJ

(This is floating around as an image file on Facebook but I thought I'd knock up a text version...)

Star Wars: A New Hope Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone – synopsis

Luke Skywalker Harry Potter is an orphan living with his uncle and aunt on the remote wilderness of Tattooine suburbia.

He is rescued from aliens muggles by wise, bearded Ben Kenobi Hagrid, who turns out to be a Jedi knight wizard.

Ben Hagrid reveals to Luke Harry that Luke's Harry's father was also a Jedi knight wizard, and was the best pilot quidditch player he had ever seen.

Luke Harry is also instructed in how to use the Jedi light sabre a magic wand as he too trains to become a Jedi wizard.

Luke Harry has many adventures in the galaxy Hogwart's and makes new friends such as Han Solo Ron and Princess Leia Hermione.

In the course of these adventures he distinguishes himself as a top X-Wing pilot quidditch seeker in the battle against the Death Star quidditch match, making the direct hit catch that secures the Rebels' Gryffindor's victory against the forces of evil. Slytherin.

Luke Harry also sees off the threat of Darth Vader Lord Voldemort, who we know murdered his uncle and aunt parents.

In the finale, Luke Harry and his new friends receive medals of valour win the House Cup.

All of this will be set to an orchestral score by John Williams.

Spooky, huh? ;¬)

Perhaps this explains why I thought both of them were a bit pants... :¬)