What I want for Yule, please, @Santa...
Dec. 17th, 2013 10:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lprovenIs not a Cthucken (very cool and horrifying though they are and no matter how succulently basted with delicious blasphemous ichor), because vegetarian.
No, I want a home gene-splicing kit, so that I can cross one of these with one of these. I think I'll call the resulting one-metre-leg-span five-kilo hairy octopedal nightmare Borisana Shelobsdottir or something, and take her for walkie-tats in the park or down the high street, just to see what it does to the arachnophobes. I'm hoping for spontaneous levitation, possibly small explosions, teleportation events etc.
And possibly the odd passing Yorkshire Terrier. Yap yap yap crunch om nom nom nom, etc.
Also, it would confound those zoologists who claim that extraskeletal arthropods can't get bigger than a couple of hundred grammes and 30-odd centimetres...
No, I want a home gene-splicing kit, so that I can cross one of these with one of these. I think I'll call the resulting one-metre-leg-span five-kilo hairy octopedal nightmare Borisana Shelobsdottir or something, and take her for walkie-tats in the park or down the high street, just to see what it does to the arachnophobes. I'm hoping for spontaneous levitation, possibly small explosions, teleportation events etc.
And possibly the odd passing Yorkshire Terrier. Yap yap yap crunch om nom nom nom, etc.
Also, it would confound those zoologists who claim that extraskeletal arthropods can't get bigger than a couple of hundred grammes and 30-odd centimetres...
