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lprovenTOP SEKRIT scientology tape exposed!
This is even loonier than the that stuff about some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. (I know, I've used that one before, but I still like it. I did read a version similarly précising islam but I can't find it.)
This is even loonier than the that stuff about some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. (I know, I've used that one before, but I still like it. I did read a version similarly précising islam but I can't find it.)
