Respect my Authoritaaaaaiiii!

Oh. My. $DEITY.

What is this thing that I have wrought?

Estoy el Presidente!

As of a few minutes ago, I am president of ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, the Official Hitch-Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy Appreciation Society.

You must all join immediately, if not sooner.

My thanks and commiserations to my esteemed rival and Meetings Organizer, dougs!

Now what do I do?

EDIT: un-escaped all the HTML that EPOC Web so helpfully turned into literals for me. Hmph.