Home cooking

[lproven]

Sometimes, one needs a nice big healthy fry-up. The morning after a beer festival, for instance. [Munch]

At other times, one needs something simpler, like a smoothie. Which leads me to nick this from Alioth:

The BOFH's "Will It Blend?"

One for the Bastard operator From Hell:

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=novell

I particularly like the comment... "If you fantasize about blending your real users, get help... they're heavy".