[meme] Interview time

[lproven]

guybles asked me:

1) Imagine you are a damsel in distress. Who has put you in distress, and who will be coming to rescue you in the nick of time?

2) What deserving cause would get a chunk of your lottery winnings?

3) It's been a hard day's night. Have you been working like a dog?

4) Name your top-five favourite flavours of crisps, with a one-word description of why.

5) If you were Liam WINOLJ, who would you miss the most from your friends list?

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1. Aaaargh. Too hard not to get personal on this. Pass.

2. Um. Once I'd have said Greenpeace or Friends of the Earth like a shot, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe my local hunt saboteurs? Or the RSPCA or IFAW. But I have never bought a ticket for the greed-tax.

3. Alas, no. Seldom am, these days.

4. Salt'n'vinegar AND ready salted, eaten in 50:50 handsful. The plain ones cut down the pleasant astringency of the chemical-infused S&Vs. And I quite like Marmite ones, in moderation. All else is heresy, for crisps. But in terms of cripsy comestibles, then onion flavour Monster Munch and Wotsits, now that they've declared veggie-friendly. :¬) I would have voted for Chipstix or Hulahoops, but they're sort of covered by the first 2... I used to like the Isle of Man's own Kelp Krunchies, but inexplicably, they failed to catch on. Who wouldn't like a packet of delicious seaweed-flavoured corn snacks? Honestly!

5. Ooooh. Hard one. Have deleted some I much enjoyed. Will not pick favourites among my real-life friends, so... jwz is almost unfailingly interesting and stimulating.


Soooo. Since I suppose I now must: post below if you would have me interrogate you...