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The Large Hadron Collider is approaching completion, and these spectacular photos give a beautiful glimpse of this incredibly vast machine. Yes, beautiful. Even if you don't normally get off on machinery, have a look. You will be surprised, maybe amazed.

(They give me a strange urge to wave my hands around and exclaim "SCIENCE!" - like Magnus Pyke in Thomas Dolby's video for She Blinded Me with Science.)

And no, it's not going to make miniature black holes, new pocket universes or destroy the world. In fact, I suspect that the worst it will create - like Cuil's physicist-pr0n - is some awful puns...
Quantum Porn is sweet, it's every position at once... until observed.

It's very easy to get entangled in Quantum Porn.

Stop it, everyone! You're giving me a hadron!

Me too. Want to collide them?

Sure, but let's be sure we're in our excited states beforehand.

I like to get lepton...

Just make sure you don't make a meson my carpet.
(Pics from Slashdot)
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