Would anyone like to bid on my bag of Guide goodies?

"Er ..." said Zarquon, "hello. Er, look, I'm sorry I'm a bit late. I've had the most ghastly time, all sorts of things cropping up at the last moment."

He seemed nervous of the expectant awed hush. He cleared his throat.

"Er, how are we for time?" he said, "have I just got a min-"

And so the Universe auction ended.

Anyway, I am selling a bag of Guide-related merchandise that was a prize in the quiz at the launch party of And Another Thing. It's on the dreaded eBay, here. Item 270902162283.

I'd be awfully grateful if anyone would like to bid on it, at all.

So long and sorry for all the spam.