More ATC humour

Old ones, but a couple of my favourites are in here. Don't think I've posted this collection before!

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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

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Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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Synthetic culture

I have a vague hankering to go clubbing again. It's been /ages/ - probably not since November in London. Anyone heading off to Egg tonight?