One for
ephiriel...
There's this chap who, while travelling around in Asia learns of a new religion which preaches peace, tolerance, understanding and kindness to all things.
Fascinated, he pursues it and investigates its origins.
Eventually, he gets a chance to meet its leader, and he is escorted, alone, into the sanctum sanctorum - a small room in a very ordinary house.
There, he meets its leader, who tells him that following his teachings will ensure that you are reincarnated as a better being, until eventually you don't get reincarnated at all but reach a level of mystical enlightenment and unending ecstacy.
When he eventually emerges, he wears an expression of awe and wonder and great happiness. His friends ask him how it was.
( At which point he says... )
There's this chap who, while travelling around in Asia learns of a new religion which preaches peace, tolerance, understanding and kindness to all things.
Fascinated, he pursues it and investigates its origins.
Eventually, he gets a chance to meet its leader, and he is escorted, alone, into the sanctum sanctorum - a small room in a very ordinary house.
There, he meets its leader, who tells him that following his teachings will ensure that you are reincarnated as a better being, until eventually you don't get reincarnated at all but reach a level of mystical enlightenment and unending ecstacy.
When he eventually emerges, he wears an expression of awe and wonder and great happiness. His friends ask him how it was.
( At which point he says... )