Heh

[lproven]

My Favorite Female Part Is: The Ass: Soft, smooth, and perky! Just don't remind me where food goes when you're done with it! Find out your favorite female body part!

However, somewhat disappointingly...

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	18.3% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you	60.3%
Shamelessness	66.7% It takes a couple of drinks	75.9%
Sex Drive	39.5% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	74%
Straightness	3.6% Knows the other body type like a map	39%
Gayness	85.7% Repressed, are we?	77.9%
Fucking Sick	75.2% Refreshingly normal	87.2%
You are 49.36% pure Average Score: 68.5%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

No sh1t, Sherlock.

But...

Book Worm Meter

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 95% . . 5% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 89.25% . . 10.75% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

Oh? You meant that's it?



As JS observes, is not entirely work-safe...