I don't know if it's for real, but it's a hoot.
New Ball Point pen is a powerful physchological deterrent to terror and
holds the promise of ending suicide bombings
For Immediate Release: October 17, 2005
Contact: John Murphy
Address: 1785 E. Sahara Ave. Suite
490
Las Vegas, NV 89104
Phone: (408) 239-6642
Email: jmurphy@susbloodlabs.com
Web Address: http://www.susbloodlabs.com
Las Vegas, Nevada -- October 15, 2005 With global suicide bombings on
the rise, more and more innocent lives are being destroyed. In response,
Susblood Labs, LLC is introducing a quality writing instrument that
contains a potent formulation including a non-toxic, cryogenically frozen
porcine plasma (pig’s blood) as a key component.
The ancient Islamic "Doctrine of Jihad" promises homicide bombers an
eternity in paradise accompanied by 72 virgins in exchange for committing
their deadly acts of suicidal terror. However, this same doctrine states
that Muslim terrorists defiled by pig's blood will not enter paradise, but
will instead spend eternity in hell, alone. “Knowing that a fine mist of
pig's blood will be sprinkled all over his body after his bomb explodes
may well cause an Islamic terrorist to think twice before following
through with his heinous act.” says Dr. James Susblood, founder of
Susblood Labs, LLC.
Just last year, pig's blood and other pork by-products were approved for
use in Israel by the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court in an effort to dissuade
homicide bombings.
"Our intent is to overcome the threat of terror with the promise of
eternal damnation," says Dr. Susblood.
Susblood Labs, LLC is today announcing the release of a new ergonomic and
completely functional ball point pen called "Infidel's Revenge." This pen
is a high quality writing instrument and incorporates the same technology
used in the Company’s’ industrial product line. The Infidel’s Revenge
ball point pen resembles a hypodermic needle and is encased in a sealed
plastic cylinder that contains the patent-pending formula. The formula is
non-toxic and completely safe. This pen can now be purchased by any
consumer, and provides a simple and effective way for everyone to fight
terrorism.
“Finally, there is something we can all do to prevent terror attacks.
Using the new Susblood pens for your everyday writing needs means that
terror prevention technology will be resident in every drawer, every
purse, every pocket everywhere, thereby eliminating the terrorists'
primary motivation for homicide bombing," states Dr. Susblood. “Suicide
bombers contemplating terror must now decide between completing their
mission and spending eternity in hell.”
Susblood Labs, LLC is a privately held research and development company
headquartered in Las Vegas, NV and engaged in the production and
deployment of terror prevention technologies designed to save innocent
men, women and children from suicide terrorist acts. Susblood Labs
products are safe and, when properly used, pose no health hazards. At the
same time these products provide a powerful and frightful
psychological deterrent to the would-be-terrorists of the Jihad.
For more information or an interview, please contact John Murphy, by
phone at (408) 239-6642 or email at: jmurphy@susbloodlabs.com
Web site address: http://www.susbloodlabs.com
Web log: terrorstopper@blogspot.com
New Ball Point pen is a powerful physchological deterrent to terror and
holds the promise of ending suicide bombings
For Immediate Release: October 17, 2005
Contact: John Murphy
Address: 1785 E. Sahara Ave. Suite
490
Las Vegas, NV 89104
Phone: (408) 239-6642
Email: jmurphy@susbloodlabs.com
Web Address: http://www.susbloodlabs.com
Las Vegas, Nevada -- October 15, 2005 With global suicide bombings on
the rise, more and more innocent lives are being destroyed. In response,
Susblood Labs, LLC is introducing a quality writing instrument that
contains a potent formulation including a non-toxic, cryogenically frozen
porcine plasma (pig’s blood) as a key component.
The ancient Islamic "Doctrine of Jihad" promises homicide bombers an
eternity in paradise accompanied by 72 virgins in exchange for committing
their deadly acts of suicidal terror. However, this same doctrine states
that Muslim terrorists defiled by pig's blood will not enter paradise, but
will instead spend eternity in hell, alone. “Knowing that a fine mist of
pig's blood will be sprinkled all over his body after his bomb explodes
may well cause an Islamic terrorist to think twice before following
through with his heinous act.” says Dr. James Susblood, founder of
Susblood Labs, LLC.
Just last year, pig's blood and other pork by-products were approved for
use in Israel by the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court in an effort to dissuade
homicide bombings.
"Our intent is to overcome the threat of terror with the promise of
eternal damnation," says Dr. Susblood.
Susblood Labs, LLC is today announcing the release of a new ergonomic and
completely functional ball point pen called "Infidel's Revenge." This pen
is a high quality writing instrument and incorporates the same technology
used in the Company’s’ industrial product line. The Infidel’s Revenge
ball point pen resembles a hypodermic needle and is encased in a sealed
plastic cylinder that contains the patent-pending formula. The formula is
non-toxic and completely safe. This pen can now be purchased by any
consumer, and provides a simple and effective way for everyone to fight
terrorism.
“Finally, there is something we can all do to prevent terror attacks.
Using the new Susblood pens for your everyday writing needs means that
terror prevention technology will be resident in every drawer, every
purse, every pocket everywhere, thereby eliminating the terrorists'
primary motivation for homicide bombing," states Dr. Susblood. “Suicide
bombers contemplating terror must now decide between completing their
mission and spending eternity in hell.”
Susblood Labs, LLC is a privately held research and development company
headquartered in Las Vegas, NV and engaged in the production and
deployment of terror prevention technologies designed to save innocent
men, women and children from suicide terrorist acts. Susblood Labs
products are safe and, when properly used, pose no health hazards. At the
same time these products provide a powerful and frightful
psychological deterrent to the would-be-terrorists of the Jihad.
For more information or an interview, please contact John Murphy, by
phone at (408) 239-6642 or email at: jmurphy@susbloodlabs.com
Web site address: http://www.susbloodlabs.com
Web log: terrorstopper@blogspot.com